Joke Thread

Woman goes to the papers and wants to have an obituary for her husband in the next days paper. She does not have much money so she only asks to have two words printed: "Tom died."
The lady at the papers says: "Are you sure this is all? We give first five words for fee."
The woman thinks a bit and then asks to print: "Tom died. Bike for sale."
I wonder how bent the bike was... :)
 
Doctor: "I really don't like this cough of yours."
Patient: "And I have been practicing it whole week."

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WIth the things going on now in Middle-East, fuel prices are bound to skyrocket. There's the chance to double the value of our bikes - fill the tank up.
 

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