Joke Thread
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Theodor
Don't wannabe
Woman is crying and says to the husband: "Our pharmacist insulted me!"
Man, furious, rushes to the pharmacy and asks what does he have to say for himself.
The pharmacist explains: "This morning, I slept in, because the alarm clock did not ring. When leaving home, I slammed the door shut, but then discovered that I left both house keys and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get the keys. On the way to pharmacy, my tire broke, so I was even more late. Of course there was already a queue behind the door. And the phone was ringing. Rushing, I dropped all the change. When I picked it up and stood up again, I hit my head to the counter, and then lost my balance and fell, breaking the counter glass. And the phone kept ringing and ringing. I grabbed the phone and answered, and there was your wife, asking how does one use rectal thermometer. Honest to god, I just told her how to use it."
Man, furious, rushes to the pharmacy and asks what does he have to say for himself.
The pharmacist explains: "This morning, I slept in, because the alarm clock did not ring. When leaving home, I slammed the door shut, but then discovered that I left both house keys and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get the keys. On the way to pharmacy, my tire broke, so I was even more late. Of course there was already a queue behind the door. And the phone was ringing. Rushing, I dropped all the change. When I picked it up and stood up again, I hit my head to the counter, and then lost my balance and fell, breaking the counter glass. And the phone kept ringing and ringing. I grabbed the phone and answered, and there was your wife, asking how does one use rectal thermometer. Honest to god, I just told her how to use it."
