Theodor
Don't wannabe
Neighbor comes over to the farm, spots the younger kid of the family and says: "Hey there, Johnny! Is your dad home?"
Little Johnny: "No ,he went to the ER, because he got hit by a motorcycle."
Neighbor: "Oh my. What about your mom?"
Little Johnny: "No ,she went to the ER, because she got hit by a motorcycle."
Neighbor: "That's terrible. What about your older brother?"
Little Johnny: "No ,he's also at the ER, because he got hit by a motorcycle."
Neighbor becoming suspicious: "And what do you do here, all alone?"
Little Johnny: "Just practicing my motorcycle riding."
Little Johnny: "No ,he went to the ER, because he got hit by a motorcycle."
Neighbor: "Oh my. What about your mom?"
Little Johnny: "No ,she went to the ER, because she got hit by a motorcycle."
Neighbor: "That's terrible. What about your older brother?"
Little Johnny: "No ,he's also at the ER, because he got hit by a motorcycle."
Neighbor becoming suspicious: "And what do you do here, all alone?"
Little Johnny: "Just practicing my motorcycle riding."
