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Teacher is asking children to tell stories their family shares, or they have experiences, that can teach an important lesson or moral.
Jenny goes first. She tells how they were taking their eggs to the market, for selling, but hit a big hole on the road and the basket they had the eggs in fell over and almost all the eggs were broken.
Teacher asks: "And what's the lesson in the story?"
Jenny: "Don't put all your eggs in one basket."
Tim tells how they were also raising chicken and kept the eggs, so they would get many chicks. But turns out that some eggs did not produce chicks at all. Only part of the eggs hatched.
Teacher asks: "And what's the lesson in the story?"
Tim: "Don't count your chicks before they hatch."
Little Johnny goes next. He tells that her grandmother Janet was a pilot in the great war. One day she flew on a mission, bringing, as always, a bottle of whiskey and a machine gun. That day she was shot down. As she was landing with the parachute, enemy soldiers converged to her location. She opened up the whiskey and started fighting. By the time she had finished her whiskey she had shot sixty enemy soldiers. Then she killed five more with the whiskey bottle and then another then with her bare hands.
After some silence the shocked teacher asks: "And... uh... what is the lesson there, Johnny?"
Johnny replies: "My dad said not to bother grandma Janet, when she has been drinking."
Jenny goes first. She tells how they were taking their eggs to the market, for selling, but hit a big hole on the road and the basket they had the eggs in fell over and almost all the eggs were broken.
Teacher asks: "And what's the lesson in the story?"
Jenny: "Don't put all your eggs in one basket."
Tim tells how they were also raising chicken and kept the eggs, so they would get many chicks. But turns out that some eggs did not produce chicks at all. Only part of the eggs hatched.
Teacher asks: "And what's the lesson in the story?"
Tim: "Don't count your chicks before they hatch."
Little Johnny goes next. He tells that her grandmother Janet was a pilot in the great war. One day she flew on a mission, bringing, as always, a bottle of whiskey and a machine gun. That day she was shot down. As she was landing with the parachute, enemy soldiers converged to her location. She opened up the whiskey and started fighting. By the time she had finished her whiskey she had shot sixty enemy soldiers. Then she killed five more with the whiskey bottle and then another then with her bare hands.
After some silence the shocked teacher asks: "And... uh... what is the lesson there, Johnny?"
Johnny replies: "My dad said not to bother grandma Janet, when she has been drinking."
