Joke Thread

[Theodor]

Accountants husband can't sleep, so he turns to her and says: "Honey, tell me, how was work today?"

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Police pulls over two speeding bikes and tells the riders to write an explanation of what they did. The rider who was behind writes: "The traffic in front of me was going maybe 170, and I was just calmly cruising in the flow of the traffic."

 

[R-Rated]

The rider who was behind writes: "The traffic in front of me was going maybe 170, and I was just calmly cruising in the flow of the traffic."

Reminds me of this excuse...