Joke Thread

[Theodor]

Accountants husband can't sleep, so he turns to her and says: "Honey, tell me, how was work today?"

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Police pulls over two speeding bikes and tells the riders to write an explanation of what they did. The rider who was behind writes: "The traffic in front of me was going maybe 170, and I was just calmly cruising in the flow of the traffic."

 

[R-Rated]

The rider who was behind writes: "The traffic in front of me was going maybe 170, and I was just calmly cruising in the flow of the traffic."

Reminds me of this excuse...

 

[Theodor]

"Your drivers license please!"
- "But you still have it, from the last time."

 

[Theodor]

Modern day philosophy: "Which got expensive first, chicken or egg?"

 

[YBGuy]

Reminds me of this excuse...

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Haha, nice!

 

[Theodor]

Dad shouting to his daughter, who has been outside in the dark for couple of hours already: "What are you doing out there for so long?"
She shouts back: "Just enjoying the moonlight."
Dad: "Well it's getting late. Tell the moonlight to hop back on his bike and come back another day."