Joke Thread

[R-Rated]

A former actor goes to medical school to become a urologist.

He opens his medical practice under the name - No Part Too Small.

 

[Theodor]

Police officer complains to his colleagues: "I had a date last night, with that gorgeous young lady I told you about. We had a great meal and excellent discussions. Everything was near perfect, until I was about to drive her home. Trying to be a gentleman, I opened the car door for her, but then the habit kicked in and I pushed her head down."

 

[R-Rated]

Police officer ... Trying to be a gentleman, I opened the car door for her, but then the habit kicked in and I pushed her head down."

At least it was while opening the door.

 

[Theodor]

Man to prostitute: "Last time I was with you, you gave me the clap"
"No." corrects the prostitute: "I sold it to you."