Joke Thread

[R-Rated]

WARNING - This joke may offend.

I read a study that most friendships dissolve after 7 years.

I guess I need to get stronger chemicals for my barrels.

 

[Theodor]

Surgeon is speeding down the highway, with his sports bike and gets pulled over, by the police.
The officer can't even introduce himself, before the surgeon shouts at him: "If you had not pulled me over, I'd be in the hospital already!"