Did not make a april fools day video this year, so let me make it up by sharing few good jokes again.
In soviet russia, KGB demanded all hotels, that would in the future host foreign politicians, ambassadors etc. would be built using microconcrete. 30% concrete, 70% microphones.
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In a small town beer factory, a man fell in to the fermenting barrel and drowned. As he was a good man and good employee, the factory owner felt that he needed to deliver the news to the fresh widow personally.
After weeping some time the widow asked only: "Did he suffer?"
"Oh, I am sure he did not," the factory owner replied. "I was told he even came out from the barrel twice to pee."
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Prison inspector goes around inspecting a prison and happens to ask one of the inmates: "Why are you in here?"
The inmate replies: "Because they won't let me leave."
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Four men riding in arctic, with a dog sleigh. Suddenly they see wolves running after them.
First man says: "My wife left me, my life is pointless anyway." and jumps off the sleigh and sacrifices himself to wolves.
Soon the wolves are after the sleigh again, still hungry.
Second man says: "Bank took my home. I have too many debts, why live." and jumps off the sleigh and sacrifices himself to wolves.
After a little while wolves are back, still looking hungry. Third man takes a pistol and shoots the wolves.
Fourth one asks: "Why did you not do that sooner? Our friends would still be alive."
Third man pulls out a bottle of vodka and says: "There was never enough for four."