Theodor
Don't wannabe
Old man drives his pickup, in the local town, when suddenly a brand new Mercedes passes him, almost taking off his side mirror. At the next moment the light at the intersection turns red. Mercedes stops in an instant, but the old man who was distracted by the maneuver is a touch late with the brakes and stops by lightly hitting the rear end of the Mercedes.
Immediately four big guys, wearing tracksuits and gold chains, jump out from the car and run to the pickup. One of them says: "Old man, you will pay for this, if your life means anything to you!"
Old man asks: "Are you athletes or something?"
Guys laugh and say: "Sure, as far as you are concerned, we can be, athletes."
"Well then," says the old man, pulling out his short barreled shotgun: "Ready, set, go!"
Immediately four big guys, wearing tracksuits and gold chains, jump out from the car and run to the pickup. One of them says: "Old man, you will pay for this, if your life means anything to you!"
Old man asks: "Are you athletes or something?"
Guys laugh and say: "Sure, as far as you are concerned, we can be, athletes."
"Well then," says the old man, pulling out his short barreled shotgun: "Ready, set, go!"