Joke Thread

With some folks celebrating Christmas on here I want to wish all you Happy Holidays.

Here is my gift to you:

Santa is real not because you ever see him in your house. It is because on Christmas day you know he has been there because you sense his presents.
 
I'm gonna be Wheelchair Man - able to roll down a ramp at ludicrous speed! With my grabby cane, I'll be able to snatch candy from little kids AT WILL...

Guess I'm more of an old Super Villain then.

-John
 
I'm gonna be Wheelchair Man - able to roll down a ramp at ludicrous speed! With my grabby cane, I'll be able to snatch candy from little kids AT WILL...

Guess I'm more of an old Super Villain then.

-John
As long as you stick to snatching candy and not skirts then you not meet your end from Old Age.;)
 
As long as you stick to snatching candy and not skirts then you not meet your end from Old Age.;)
But the battles will still be legendary? :D


Four motovloggers, who have never met in real life, arrange a trip together.
To save costs, they decided to share rooms, at hotels. The following morning three of them look happy and rested, Motovlogger A however complains to Motovloggers B and C, that motovlogger D snored so loud, the whole night, he was not able to sleep a wink, and he refuses to share the room with him, the coming night.
Next night, it is decided, that Motovlogger B will now share room with Motovlogger D. The following morning it is Motovlogger B, who has not slept at all, and he also declares, he will not want to spend another night in the same room with that loud sleeping machine.
Last night it falls on Motovlogger C then, to share the room vith Motovlogger D. In the morning Motovloggers A and B are up early, waiting to see the face of Motovlogger C, with some premature malicious joy. He does arrive soon, but completely happy and rested. Others are surprised, and even more so, when they see Motovlogger D approach, with completely red eyes and exhaustion printed on his face.
After some interrogation, Motovlogger C explains: "I went to the room, before he fell asleep. Patted his butt and winked at him, saying, 'We will have a fun night, won't we?'. When I woke up, he was still sitting on his bed, keeping watch."
 
But the battles will still be legendary? :D


Four motovloggers, who have never met in real life, arrange a trip together.
To save costs, they decided to share rooms, at hotels. The following morning three of them look happy and rested, Motovlogger A however complains to Motovloggers B and C, that motovlogger D snored so loud, the whole night, he was not able to sleep a wink, and he refuses to share the room with him, the coming night.
Next night, it is decided, that Motovlogger B will now share room with Motovlogger D. The following morning it is Motovlogger B, who has not slept at all, and he also declares, he will not want to spend another night in the same room with that loud sleeping machine.
Last night it falls on Motovlogger C then, to share the room vith Motovlogger D. In the morning Motovloggers A and B are up early, waiting to see the face of Motovlogger C, with some premature malicious joy. He does arrive soon, but completely happy and rested. Others are surprised, and even more so, when they see Motovlogger D approach, with completely red eyes and exhaustion printed on his face.
After some interrogation, Motovlogger C explains: "I went to the room, before he fell asleep. Patted his butt and winked at him, saying, 'We will have a fun night, won't we?'. When I woke up, he was still sitting on his bed, keeping watch."
Hahaha... I think my motovlogging mates that I ride and camp with would label me as "Motovlogger D" :D
 
All your jokes require reading comprehension, here's one that doesn't ;)


-John
Man, when ISN'T a big motovlogger complaining (pick a common complaint):
• motovlogging dead
• too much competition
• should I quit
• I can't pay my rent
• my significant other left, took our pet, and I can't write a country song
:rolleyes:
 
Man, when ISN'T a big motovlogger complaining (pick a common complaint):
• motovlogging dead
• too much competition
• should I quit
• I can't pay my rent
• my significant other left, took our pet, and I can't write a country song
:rolleyes:
Is that a US thing?

As I have stopped watching US vloggers I haven't heard almost none of those complaints in a long time ;)
 
Two zombies are hanging out at the water cooler at their office.

First zombie asks its coworker, "So how was your vacation? You seem less stressed."

Second zombie let's out a sigh of relief and answers, " I am less stressed. It felt good to just decompose for a while. You know, just let the pressure go."
 

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