Joke Thread

[Theodor]

Sportbike guys discussing:
"So how expensive is it to ride one of those?"
- "Not too bad, about 3 fines per gallon."

 

[R-Rated]

Sportbike guys discussing:
"So how expensive is it to ride one of those?"
- "Not too bad, about 3 fines per gallon."

Reminds me of a conversation I had with a fellow soldier/rider back in 1994. He told me how great fuel mileage he got on his new sport bike. It was really good and much better than my old bike was getting at the time which had me stopping every 120 miles for fuel.

I asked him how often did he have to stop whwn riding back to the State he lived in.

He said every 100 miles because the riding position was on his bladder.

 

[Theodor]

Political party publishes their plan of action, for next term, as part of election campaign. In the plan they state that they will make people happy and wealthy.
By some accident they forgot to publish Annex 1 - List of people.

 

[Theodor]

President is about to give speech. There is a huge crowd. People are pushing and nudging each other, to get a better position. One man mumbles: "Can't see anything from here."
Another one says: "I can lend you my binoculars."
First one: "No need, I have optical."