Joke Thread

[Theodor]

Sportbike guys discussing:
"So how expensive is it to ride one of those?"
- "Not too bad, about 3 fines per gallon."

 

[R-Rated]

Sportbike guys discussing:
"So how expensive is it to ride one of those?"
- "Not too bad, about 3 fines per gallon."

Reminds me of a conversation I had with a fellow soldier/rider back in 1994. He told me how great fuel mileage he got on his new sport bike. It was really good and much better than my old bike was getting at the time which had me stopping every 120 miles for fuel.

I asked him how often did he have to stop whwn riding back to the State he lived in.

He said every 100 miles because the riding position was on his bladder.