Joke Thread

[Theodor]

Two old men sitting in front of a cafeteria in Beijing, discussing life.
One of them concludes: "Neither of us will live to see true communism. But our grandchildren, I feel sorry for them."

 

[Theodor]

"I gave my wife a diamond ring for her birthday."
- "I thought she wanted to get a motorcycle, so she could come and ride with you?"
"Well yes, but do you know anyone who sells fake motorcycles?"

 

[R-Rated]

"I gave my wife a diamond ring for her birthday."
- "I thought she wanted to get a motorcycle, so she could come and ride with you?"
"Well yes, but do you know anyone who sells fake motorcycles?"

Years ago I heard someone say their mom and dad rode a touring motorcycle together. The adult child bought the couple headsets for the bike.

Their dad said something like, "thanks, if I wanted to talk to your mother that much I would not have bought a motorcycle."

 

[Theodor]

Two threatening looking men stop a small time businessman on the street: "This is the last time we are going to tell you, pay your loan. There will be no more warnings!"
The businessman sighs with a relief: "Thank god this is the last time. Your persistence was starting to get on my nerves already."