Joke Thread

[Theodor]

Neighbor comes over to the farm, spots the younger kid of the family and says: "Hey there, Johnny! Is your dad home?"
Little Johnny: "No ,he went to the ER, because he got hit by a motorcycle."
Neighbor: "Oh my. What about your mom?"
Little Johnny: "No ,she went to the ER, because she got hit by a motorcycle."
Neighbor: "That's terrible. What about your older brother?"
Little Johnny: "No ,he's also at the ER, because he got hit by a motorcycle."
Neighbor becoming suspicious: "And what do you do here, all alone?"
Little Johnny: "Just practicing my motorcycle riding."

 

[Theodor]

"Do you remember that gritty looking biker who beat you up in the bar few days ago?"
- "He did not beat me up, he just got a lucky shot. If I'll ever see him again, I'll show him. why?"
"I think your wife just went in to the forest, behind your shed, with her."
- "Some forest that. Couple of dozen trees, at most."

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Scientist have determined, that there is actually a marsupial, native to Europe - pig in a poke.