Errrr ... Righto ... Big girl .... Biiiiiiiiig .... Like 5' tall and 2.5' wide ..but with H cups!!.. (It was ..... 'Aw hell may as well!' ) .... And she had this massager .... Which ... When one is riding hell for leather .. And also applies internally the aforementioned massager .... Ummm ... 2 miners working same area .... All sorts of additional modulations and frequency repetitions are created for both persons .... Which then results in the kind of mental meltdown normally associated with a grand mal seizure .... But with a lot more shouting and shaking and asking questions of ones chosen religious figurehead....
Quite the evening ... Lucky it was mutually agreed that it was one night only .... Apart from the action we were waaaaay too different in lifestyle and outlook .... Plus I don't think I could go through that every time and still walk normally! ....
Now remember.... YOU DID ASK!!! .... and so I tells truth! .... I don't normally back away from this kind of dare .... Only the ones where I might get physically injured!