OK. I take it back, the battery was dead this morning. Remote did nothing. I do not have a lock in the door, as it has been removed by one of the previous owners. And of course the alarm starts singing the song of their people. Finally, with playing with the remote and nudging the doors, one of the rear doors opened, i climbed over the seats and opened the bonnet.
Enter start booster.
I connected the clips, turned the booster on, switched off the alarm and managed to start the vehicle 30 seconds later.