It's a good story for non riders who could think you wouldn't notice a pillion!![]()
Jeebers what a bunch of c**ts, They are the same the world over.Taxi's
It's been often noted that I seem to have an aversion to taxi's.
I was riding back from classes in Ashiya (near Kobe) to Suita and happily belting along the road follwoing one of the god awful taxi's.
Let me explain that in Japan, taxi's are a law unto themselves. They offer great service (ridiculously good in actual fact) but they have fuck all consideration for other road users.
Anyway... I digress.
Taxi out of the blue slams on his brakes in the middle of the lane, no attempt to pull over to the side at all and parks his machine.
Well....I for one as being committed to the fight against injustice decided to do something about it! The situation caused me to emergency brake where the back of the bike was sliding up what felt alongside my shoulder and I came to a neat stop next to the taxi. A whole flurry of expletives flew from my pretty mouth, so to emphasise my point, I politely 'tapped' on his side mirror with my fist in a downward motion causing said mirror to hit the road tarmac and shatter into a million pieces.
The look of horror was priceless, and then Phill once again rode off into the sunset a content and happy man knowing that justice had again prevailed!!
The below picture is quite common in the cities over there where taxi's will park 3 lanes across a 4 lane road. THIS IS NOT A PARKING AREA PEOPLE BUT A FREAKING ROAD FOR CARS/MOTORBIKES TO TRAVEL ON!!!
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Ao translates to blue. This is the color that they call green traffic lights.I've a few interesting stories from being on two wheels in Japan. From the cops over there to my run in's with both taxi's and Yakuza.
Cops story
Riding back home late one night from finishing my classes and belting along the Shin midosuji (Expressway). Not really any cars out and in a world of glee as the day was over.
Coming up to my exit at Banpaku and come off the ramp at a decent speed and can see the lights are still green. Didn't really start to brake as thought I'd be able to make it. Lights turned amber and still thinking that I'd be ok. Couldn't see the traffic to the right (heading in the direction that I wanted to run) as there were no headlights shining. As I was about a bees dick from the intersection stop line, the lights turned red but I brezzed on through.
"Wooooooo Wooooo" went the sound of the local jacks with sudden lights flashing. Grrrrr....the fuckers had been waiting behind the lights where I couldn't see with their lights off.
I pulled over and they pull in ahead of me.
Over the mirophone I'm told to turn off the bike and get off. The cop walked over and takes me back to the back seat of his car so that they can talk to me.
Hop into the backseat of their car and they realise that I'm a gaijin (foreigner). They ask for my licence and the cop starts trying to speak to me in English but hisEngrishEnglish was terrible. I thought, "If you fuckers are going to try to speak English, I'm not going to make it easy to give me a ticket so I won't use any Japanese!
The cop starts off "Eto....Eto.... REDo Stoppu!"
"Yep" I reply, "Red Stop"
"Hai. Blue Go". (For some strange reason, although traffic lights in Japan are the same colours as everywhere else, they insist on calling the green light Ao. This is my chance to play a little difficult).
"Hmmm... Red Stop Ok, Bluego...wakaranai" (Bluego...I don't understand).
He repeats it, "Redo Stopu, Blue Go".
This goes back and forth about 4 or 5 times, in the end, he gets frustrated, hands me back my licence with "Ki o tsukete" (Be careful)! LOL
Phill rode off into the night a free and happy man!! LOL
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I've a few interesting stories from being on two wheels in Japan. From the cops over there to my run in's with both taxi's and Yakuza.
Cops story
Riding back home late one night from finishing my classes and belting along the Shin midosuji (Expressway). Not really any cars out and in a world of glee as the day was over.
Coming up to my exit at Banpaku and come off the ramp at a decent speed and can see the lights are still green. Didn't really start to brake as thought I'd be able to make it. Lights turned amber and still thinking that I'd be ok. Couldn't see the traffic to the right (heading in the direction that I wanted to run) as there were no headlights shining. As I was about a bees dick from the intersection stop line, the lights turned red but I brezzed on through.
"Wooooooo Wooooo" went the sound of the local jacks with sudden lights flashing. Grrrrr....the fuckers had been waiting behind the lights where I couldn't see with their lights off.
I pulled over and they pull in ahead of me.
Over the mirophone I'm told to turn off the bike and get off. The cop walked over and takes me back to the back seat of his car so that they can talk to me.
Hop into the backseat of their car and they realise that I'm a gaijin (foreigner). They ask for my licence and the cop starts trying to speak to me in English but hisEngrishEnglish was terrible. I thought, "If you fuckers are going to try to speak English, I'm not going to make it easy to give me a ticket so I won't use any Japanese!
The cop starts off "Eto....Eto.... REDo Stoppu!"
"Yep" I reply, "Red Stop"
"Hai. Blue Go". (For some strange reason, although traffic lights in Japan are the same colours as everywhere else, they insist on calling the green light Ao. This is my chance to play a little difficult).
"Hmmm... Red Stop Ok, Bluego...wakaranai" (Bluego...I don't understand).
He repeats it, "Redo Stopu, Blue Go".
This goes back and forth about 4 or 5 times, in the end, he gets frustrated, hands me back my licence with "Ki o tsukete" (Be careful)! LOL
Phill rode off into the night a free and happy man!! LOL
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In Australia if a cop was hiding well tough shit, They do it all the time here.If a cop stops you in the states and he was hiding......Well, constitutionally you have a case....
We gonna have problems thentouch my wife,touch my bike, look at my bike
Other than that, we're sweeeeeeet mate!![]()
I'm leaving the bike and wife at home then brother and will ride pillion on yours! HahahahaWe gonna have problems then![]()