Different opinions are great and I want to hear them - but just slagging off the "comic" or using silly anecdotes that have no purpose and add zero value is like getting into petty political debates (my ideas are better than yours; oh no they're not).
I made references to sideways Asian vaginas. Most people would realize I was mainly joking. You need to quit taking yourself so seriously. And in this matter my ideas are better than yours. Anyone that would even consider judging a bike solely by whether the tires have "chicken strips" clearly knows very little about bikes. The whole idea is ludicrous. I hate even hearing the term "chicken strips". Very shitty riders can have no chicken strips while other very good riders who ride their bikes hard can have quite large chicken strips. That very fact proves the term chicken strips is stupid to begin with.
I wasn't slagging you off. I was trying to show you that your expert was a moron and help you make an informed decision. You got defensive. The only thing rude I said is that I wouldn't want to sell my bike to you or your "expert" and that's just the truth. Anyone that would be hesitant to buy my bike because of the lack of chicken strips doesn't deserve it and I wouldn't want them to have it. They would most likely hurt themselves or someone else and they should probably start on a smaller bike or a scooter for their own protection and the safety of others not to mention the well being of my bike, which I would hate to learn had been totaled and possibly used to hurt the buyer or other innocent people.
BTW, it was not an MCN employee that wrote it, it was an opinion proffered by someone they interviewed and I was interested in hearing some reasonable arguments for and against. I'm glad it's led to a debate.
You asked a ridiculous question. People gave you an answer that went against your established opinion. Then you came back with your MCN quote from a "professional" based on his "experience" to defend your opinion. The guy is obviously not an expert. No expert on motorcycles would base their opinion on the condition of a bike solely on the tires. That's the most retarded thing I've ever heard.
It hasn't lead to a debate. The only person that seems to be debating anything is you. The rest of us all seem to agree it was a ridiculous premise to begin with.
I found it interesting the guy said he would walk past such bikes pretty much without a second thought
I didn't find that interesting. That's the reason I say the guy is an idiot. If I was in a seminar about how to determine whether you should buy a bike and the speaker said what that guy said, that would be the point where I would get up and leave the room because nothing he said after that could be trusted or of any value and to stay would just be wasting my time. The fact that MCN even printed this guys opinion hurts their credibility as a provider of useful information concerning motorcycles.
The guy seems to be considering the bike (rather than the rider) based on his perception of the style of riding it has endured, rather than determining the bike must be in good condition because of his perception of the style of riding it has endured due to the competence of any specific rider.
The guy was paid by MCN to say something and pulled a bunch of shit out of his ass apparently. I only a few millimeters of "chicken strips" on my rear tire and I take very good care of my bike. I've only ever even come close to redline once and that was in a riding course where I was instructed to do so on a runway just to see how much power the bike had and to learn what it was capable of and how to control it. I've even been told I ride too cautiously and I should push it closer to the limit. The irony is that I've also had people look at my back tire and tell me I must be awesome because I don't have big chicken strips!
I don't rag my bike out and it's in very good condition. I would hop on it right now and go on a cross country trip without bringing any tools other than what's necessary to repair a punctured tire and I'm confident I would have no problems. Your expert would walk away from my bike after looking at the tires. I'm not sure what other factors he would look at but he would pass up a lot of good bikes if the first thing he checks are the tires. He may even buy a ragged out piece of shit if he was buying from someone that only ever rode fast in a straight line. Hayabusa, anyone?
If you really want to know whether a bike has been well cared for look at the sprocket and chain. Are they fairly clean and lubricated? They may need replacement soon but have they been cared for up until this point. Is there a ton of crud built up around the front sprocket? Look at the body work. Is it cracked or scratched? Is the frame dented, cracked or otherwise damaged? Is the gas tank dented from a tank slapper? Are the bar ends and footpegs bent or scratched severely. A few scrapes on the footpegs means they've leaned it hard but it doesn't mean they've ragged it out. Does it start up quickly on the first try without shooting a smoke cloud out of the exhaust? Does it run rough?
If everything else checks out the last thing you do is look at the tires. Are they flat in the middle? Is the tread nearly gone? If so tell the seller you'll have to buy new tires soon and have him knock a little off the price for new tires. Otherwise the tires tell you very little and really shouldn't be a determining factor in the purchase of a bike.
When I bought my first used bike I had a more experienced friend go with me to look at bikes. He showed me what to look for and he was there when I bought my GSXR. I passed up a few bikes before it that were clearly not as good. I got a really good deal on my GSXR and it has been an awesome bike since the day I bought it. If you have riding buddies with more experience get one to go with you to look at bikes. You'll get a better bike and you'll learn a thing or two to look for so you can do it by yourself next time or even help one of your less experienced riding buddies later.
Lastly don't take anything I say personally. I like to joke and fuck with people and often fail to realize how some people will react. That's just my character. I've actually seen some of my pasts post on other forums and thought man that guys an asshole only to realize I was reading one of my old posts I had forgotten about. Jokes don't go over very well in text but don't get butthurt about it. That just makes you look like a bitch.
If you're looking for a used bike I hope you find a decent one with big fat chicken strips just for added peace of mind.
