Also, sometimes I wear a baseball cap to work, to hide the helmet created birdsnest, and afterwards I find myself standing by the bike. Everything is in the topbox, the topbox is locked and the keys are in the ignition with the bike running to warm up while I put on my helmet...
Except, you guessed it, the baseball cap is still on my head. Bike off, keys out, top box open, cap in, box locked keys in ignition, bike started....
I've left my F@CKING gloves in the topbox!!!....
Several times. It's beyond a joke now. I might tie a piece of string to my gloves and thread it through the sleeves of my jacket!!