What Would You Do With A Cager Poll

[DMotovlogs]

So this is just a poll that I thought would be pretty funny, and also be used to get to know a few people.

If you do not know what a cager is...

Dictionary:
Cager (Kay-Jer): a popular word among motorcyclists and bicyclists for four wheeled motor vehicle drivers.

Ex. The rider was doing a wheelie when a cager decided to open their door. The biker crew then proceeded to, in single file, flip the idiot off.

Anyways, please feel free to let us know down below how you would react. Remember to be detailed, and creative in your answer. Show emotion.

 

[DMotovlogs]

So to start,
I would pull in front of the driver, slow down to a stop, then walk up to the window and ask them to roll the window down.
I would then give them the biggest ear-full i can give!
If they were ignorant and didn't really care, I would then proceed to kick/rip their rear-view mirror off.
That would be to teach them a lesson, and also to relieve a bit of my anger.

 

[Shirou]

Ride to the side of their window, start honking and looking at them while screaming "Get off the FUCKING PHONEEEE!!!". Maybe hit the window. And I mean MAYBE because, as mad as I may be and stupid the cager is, there's no reason to invade anyone's private property. I'm not hard at all to pinpoint on the street so I'd rather play nice while making my point. Also, with a few degrees turn of that steering wheel you can easily end up in the hospital.
If the cager wants to engage on a knuckle fight for example, after you pissed them off and both stop on a red light, lets see who has more armor on itself and who has more chances to be hurt...