Want to have fun after a ride?

[R-Rated]

Take you your temperature!

I just peeled off my full face, rain gear, and leather jacket. I registered 99.7°F after riding 40 minutes in 63 weather.

Imagine if they checked me at work when I got there

 

[SighBored]

I've notified your local authorities to come and have you quarantined..

 

[WEB]

Heh they know there's a cool down time after any activity, otherwise regular peddle cyclists would all be in big trouble