This or That

[MrCods]

Well both have happened but busted by the parents was less scary

sleep inside a dead camel or inside a dead elephant (just cause I got nothing else)

 

[janx101]

elephant!... more room for a lamp table!!

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when old and forgetful.....

old age home or stay with the kids?

 

[MrCods]

Stay with the kids because they deserve me.

Lose your mind or lose your ability to function

 

[steelfabric]

lose my mind. hate to be trapped in a body that didn't function

eBay or Gumtree

 

[MrCods]

Ebay just because there is so much more to find

Make Australia a republic or not

 

[steelfabric]

Yes. But not like they tried to do the first time.

Should Australia and New Zealand have a common currency?

 

[MrCods]

No
one Prime mininter run both aus and NZ or not

 

[janx101]

Not ... The bastards have enough trouble running one country each!?! ... No way they gonna handle 2!!

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Astrology or Tarot?

 

[steelfabric]

Astrology. At least you can get a laugh out of it.

Boiling hot day with no a/c, or a freezing day with no way of warming yourself

 

[janx101]

Hot day .... Shivering gets me all snappy and grumpy

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Mango smoothie or strawberry milkshake ... Both real fruit

 

[steelfabric]

Mangoooo .... Mmmmmm

On your lady:
Pierced nipples or pierced clit

 

[janx101]

On my lady?? ... You want me to get beat up or something??!

But .... Nipples

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sleep in or wake up early to 'use much of the day as possible'

 

[MrCods]

Wake up early (same as always)

Breakfast in bed or morning nookie

 

[RobsRacingMotoVLOG]

Nookie obviously. Breakfast is for the weak.

Your gear is stolen (except for your helmet):
Squid it up or drive a car?

 

[janx101]

drive a car, to the gear shop to buy more gear!

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Ginger Beer Spider (with icecream in) .. or Coca Cola and Milk (dont knock it till youve tried it!)

 

[steelfabric]

I'll take the spider 'cause I can't imaging what coke and milk taste like.

You have 2 hours to live. Do you: go for a ride or, have it on with (insert your favourite movie star)

 

[janx101]

2 hours to live? .. I'd have to go ride! .... Don't want to be havin it on with Kirsten Dunst .. And have to stop halfway through cos I'm dead!!

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Mud boggin or Drift Tracking?

(Oh and coke/milk is just like having a coke spider..... But not as cold and no icecream ... It's the 'student poverty' spider!)

 

[steelfabric]

Me no savi, Kemosabe!

 

[janx101]

Errr no understandee mud boggin etc? ..

4wd driving or hooning around in a sports car on a track?

 

[steelfabric]

Yep, no understandee, but now I do, so

Sports car with girly with no buttons...

Riding pillion with Valentino Rossi or Casey Stoner