Tell a joke competition :-)

[Cowtipper84]

Hey guys, girls and everything in between. I am running a competition to hear a good joke. There are prizes so get those entries in. I have decided to make the 1st prize a bike related prize. So get those entries in NOW!!!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4L21O2ErQk[/youtube]

 

[sebrenauld]

Won't be able to record it for you to hear it, but there's the text version:

What is the difference between a woman and a fridge?
The fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out.

 

[thunderous71]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE7bXio_TNE[/youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE7bXio_TNE

 

[extreme601]

Heard this one at work

"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off."