shit parkers beware!

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RidingWithBryce

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i have decided to take a stand against those in the streets of sydney who are still "learning" how to park their cars. if this is you and you find one of my notes on your windscreen please, go get yourself help! :)



now i do realise this won't cure the problem. but it will give me something to do while i am fuming over not having a parking spot. it will also allow others to laugh at the the person and (hopefully) make the person feel guilty
 
That's good stuff, I'm with you on the shitty parking people problems. We have plenty of them here in the states as well.

My best parking lot story is from when I was working on the pipeline. I worked with a crew of 5 ruffnecks and we all drove around in a beefed up 4x4 dully work truck. We went to get lunch one day and the only place to eat was packed. No parking in the parking lot at all with about 5-10 people driving around looking for a spaced to open up. My boss(about 70yrs old working thru his retirement) gets overly pissed when he notices a brand new ford f150 sitting at an angle taking two spots up. We make a couple more laps around the place then w/out uttering a single word or w/out giving a single fuck the old guy turns into the space that the rear of the f150 is occupying. I thinking WTF as we make contact(lightly) then he eases on the accelerator until the(parked) truck starts moving. It was in park so the back tires stayed locked up as we pushed it over the curb and into the ditch that was about 5ft deep. Then we went in and had lunch. When we left there was someone in a 4runner sitting in the other spot and the f150 was still in the ditch with a wrecker sitting on the shoulder of the road looking at it.
I think it belonged to an employee or someone who eats really slow, because we were in there for a while.

Moral of the story, Old people can be pretty awesome sometimes.
 
RidingWithBryce said:
i have decided to take a stand against those in the streets of sydney who are still "learning" how to park their cars. if this is you and you find one of my notes on your windscreen please, go get yourself help! :)



now i do realise this won't cure the problem. but it will give me something to do while i am fuming over not having a parking spot. it will also allow others to laugh at the the person and (hopefully) make the person feel guilty


there is actual business cards you can get that says

" your parking is SO GOOD,
next time i will key your shit"

or something like that.
 
I like this concept of leaving a card. Worth the expense of printing the things out. There are a few people in our work complex I already have in mind!
 
TrailChaser said:
That's good stuff, I'm with you on the shitty parking people problems. We have plenty of them here in the states as well.

My best parking lot story is from when I was working on the pipeline. I worked with a crew of 5 ruffnecks and we all drove around in a beefed up 4x4 dully work truck. We went to get lunch one day and the only place to eat was packed. No parking in the parking lot at all with about 5-10 people driving around looking for a spaced to open up. My boss(about 70yrs old working thru his retirement) gets overly pissed when he notices a brand new ford f150 sitting at an angle taking two spots up. We make a couple more laps around the place then w/out uttering a single word or w/out giving a single fuck the old guy turns into the space that the rear of the f150 is occupying. I thinking WTF as we make contact(lightly) then he eases on the accelerator until the(parked) truck starts moving. It was in park so the back tires stayed locked up as we pushed it over the curb and into the ditch that was about 5ft deep. Then we went in and had lunch. When we left there was someone in a 4runner sitting in the other spot and the f150 was still in the ditch with a wrecker sitting on the shoulder of the road looking at it.
I think it belonged to an employee or someone who eats really slow, because we were in there for a while.

Moral of the story, Old people can be pretty awesome sometimes.

Now this is awesome :) I wish we had pics or that you vlogged at that time :) :D Thanks for sharing!
 
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