Idiots at work

[Chuckles85]

What do you say when you know some is talking BS?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFfdqlfTAKg[/youtube]

 

[POPE5HAT]

Theres someone like that at my workplace, he always comes up to me and tries to impress me with "bullsh*t" stories.

For example: he said that had had a go on his uncles Fireblade on the m1 ... he hasn't even got a bike licence nor has he even got a cbt :| lmao

 

[Chuckles85]

Theres someone like that at my workplace, he always comes up to me and tries to impress me with "bullsh*t" stories.

For example: he said that had had a go on his uncles Fireblade on the m1 ... he hasn't even got a bike licence nor has he even got a cbt :| lmao

was this him? [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfO7TLguwbk[/youtube]

 

[POPE5HAT]

Nah, he wouldn't even know how to get the thing moving without stalling it

 

[IRDUG]

No one can top my work bullshitter.

He's Lithuanian, Claims to be a millionaire fashion shop manager with multiple shops in London and Lithuania, His dad owns a scrap yard, and his mum owns a carpet factory. He owns a leather biker suit with ball bearings on the joints, So in case of an accident he can slide to safety. His uncle gave him an X5 for his 22nd birthday but decided to trade it in for a 10 year old Audi because he didn't like the ride quality, And to top it off we have found out he doesn't just work one, but two jobs in the UK, even when he is a millionaire, the reason is because, and I quote "I get bored"

This guy is a laugh a minute

 

[CurlyBlakey]

I have a "friend" who has now left college.

He claims he now teaches rich russian kids to ski in Austria, whilst being in the England rugby team and having trials for the athletics team as well.

This is the boy that lives on his xbox, hasn't been in education for a year yet still can't drive, still has no job and still lives with his parents. But his dad pissed off some bulgarian gangsters in London so he can't get a job, apparently!

 

[AZZ3R]

When I hear a story like this at work, their mid way through their story I just walk off. Don't even say anything, just turn around & walk. Soon shuts them up & stops them from telling you their next big skill in life.

I have a guy in work that has a mate for everything.

Got to get the works van MOT'd (His super dupa hearing) I've got a mate that can MOT it.
We've just had the Cat stolen off the van (super dupa hearing) I've got a mate that has a spare.

When I passed my test I came back into work he comes upto me and says was it hard I'm thinking about taking mine soon. Yet he told me he obtained his full bike licence in the early 90's.

I just walked off...

 

[Chuckles85]

Glad it's not just me who has encountered "this guy" the magical being who has achieved so much in such a short amount of time

 

[senthx]

There are not any idiots where I work, fortunately, and I doubt that there ever will be. Though I've had my fair share of them at previous jobs, and recgonise the type.

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[Friz]

Sometimes, when a story seems really unlikely, it can still be true!
Obviously studding nucular physics at primary school and being saved by dolphins from a shark are utter nonsense stories, but I've got loads of interesting and truthful tales to tell that no one ever believes

 

[CLARKY]

Jesus!!!!!

I didn't realise that you all knew eachother!!!! I've been rumbled!!!!

 

[lauriejennifer]

LOL! You guys know some real wackos!

Your encounters remind me of this skit by one of my favorite comedians:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBJ6yptGqm4[/youtube]