I couldnt help posting this

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the dirty knitter
A day in the life of a white trash knitter...

Three pregnant women are knitting sweaters for their babies at the OB/GYN waiting room.

The first one takes a pill out of her purse and says, "I want my baby to have a strong nervous system, so I'm taking a folate pill."

The second one takes a pill out of her purse and says, "I want my baby to have healthy blood, so I'm taking an iron pill."

The third one takes a pill out of her purse and says, "This is thalidomide."

The other two women look in horror. "WHY?!"

The third one calmly replies, "I just fucked up the sleeves on this sweater."
 
I wonder what mind-blowing flahs of lihgt put that idea into her head in the first place, and then to do it as "creative theatre"???!!!

There's something seriously wrong with some Aussies

But Phil, that was very funny, if not totally un-pc
 
Can't wait till I see Cods flying up to Brissy from the Goldie with that 'gorgeous, earthy' scarf drapped around his neck!!

People saying 'You're so brave, you're so brave' translates from Aussie as 'You're a fucking freak! A goddamn freak!!'
 
Can't wait till I see Cods flying up to Brissy from the Goldie with that 'gorgeous, earthy' scarf drapped around his neck!!

People saying 'You're so brave, you're so brave' translates from Aussie as 'You're a fucking freak! A goddamn freak!!'
Flying to Brissie from Gold Coast? I could walk that.
 
Gonna shove a cucumber up my ass to make a salad......
ShotokanSmith....we've been over this before goddamn it!

You start something, you should stick with it! Cucumber belongs in a garden salad! Don't you think the taste of the cucumber will counteract the flavours of the pineapple, watermelon, mangos, apples, banana's and grapes?

One more fucking time, if you start making fruit salad, stick with it.

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what the fudging fudge fuck


seriously? does she have daddy issues?
she just screams, LOOK AT ME! and my bloody snatch.


probably gonna make someone wear that as a scarf


another thing, what the hell? brave? HELL NO! shes not brave, shes a loon
 
ShotokanSmith....we've been over this before goddamn it!

You start something, you should stick with it! Cucumber belongs in a garden salad! Don't you think the taste of the cucumber will counteract the flavours of the pineapple, watermelon, mangos, apples, banana's and grapes?

One more fucking time, if you start making fruit salad, stick with it.

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hahahaha.....hahahahahaha.......LOL.......
 

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