pizzaonaninja
Wannabie Member
ALRIGHT! This is what we have so far.... It needs a good formatting though...
We Ride Because It Beats Driving This is because Riding is FUN And it makes The cagers angry because they cant Filter like us or pop wheelies While Filtering Like Sand through Hands With my front and besides that, I had to get a bike With an Engine and a frame Hopefully with wheels And everything needed in order to Make it run Like Usain Bolt And pull wheelies For school children in order to Make them think that when they Grow up they will be as awesome as me even though I had doubted the pink pony would Dance the fandango but surprisingly it Died, While Watching all the other Chickens playing the Violin, When One ate a booger and then bought a ninja 250 Which was impressive to the chickens Who could not ride as good while eating lobster And playing poker But the Squids laughed at them whilst they attempted stoppies without wearing underpants which got Left behind with massive skidmarks like those left on A tramps underwear Being worn by ToastToGo's tight ass with skid marks On his favorite banana nut bread which made him very nervous about the situation he and the platypus were discussing because he was a dreamy pole dancer from the North face of Everest and lived in a red canoe that had a pink flag pole that was slippery because of the Vaseline he spread with his large index fingers and then LJ said "Screw the government, only real people dance naked on top of their Eiffel Tower miniatures in the rain." And then she laughed out loud when she saw a fat giraffe rolling down the street near her local chinese laundry wearing a pink ToTo, After A leotard that was soiled severely by the sight of Downshift83's bare arse and the excitement Made Him Explode into joyous laughter with baby hamsters who seemed to enjoy playing croquet when they were Smoking pink cigars in a bathroom full of midgets who all wore great big strapons. while doing the Congo, Naked Backwards... Without any lubricant in their engines... .. and no oil made everyone very constipated like Iroquois14 Laxatives could be The answer to world poverty or The Economic Crisis Because that's going Down the shitter faster than the 150mph idiot from Zimbabwe, On His shitty CBR600 ricer that will never be able to go offroad like Chuck norris can Even though he's a pretty ballerina wearing maillots like Elton John's boyfriend loves to billfingerburger even though it's a jewish holiday That Muslims also sacrifice little babie Squirrels as they sing religious songs To a hardcore monkey magic dance with a bent metal sprocket wrench Bumping For New Vloggers to have a flying motorbike that could do anything it wanted While it sat on the moon whilst taking a Few minutes to butter some toast The Toast Was On fire, however A monkey was counting his paycheck So he could masticate on the story that changed Language from Flemish to Giberish. But Even though the Monkey was not an ordinary monkey He still needed to enjoy a huge cuban cigar whilst prancing around in the evening listening to the ranting of his mother who could Talk BS whilst inventing new fuels that could provide much better digestion of Chinese motorcycles which would add a new dimension to the whole saga of hybrid microwaves that are capable of heating an entire room because normal people Don't Have Central heating they have petrol fuelled fires and pointy sticks suitable for bbq'ing Sausages and Bacon at 100 paces to be safe oven mitts should be applied to the feet allowing warm toes to warding off frostbite like bear grylls would do when he drinks his urine by the seaside whilst looking back inland to the monkey that hated monkey stories but enjoyed this on the moon with no gravity. Who flings urin At his brother to help find The philosopher's stone which really isn’t Cheese, its actually made from the unicorn and badgers.... poo and vomit are bad things but when mixed can make awesome Meat pie filling. Speaking of pies i once had a sex change that went wrong i ended up having my male voice box removed And replaced with An xbox controller Attached with many red elastic bands to my scrotum
We Ride Because It Beats Driving This is because Riding is FUN And it makes The cagers angry because they cant Filter like us or pop wheelies While Filtering Like Sand through Hands With my front and besides that, I had to get a bike With an Engine and a frame Hopefully with wheels And everything needed in order to Make it run Like Usain Bolt And pull wheelies For school children in order to Make them think that when they Grow up they will be as awesome as me even though I had doubted the pink pony would Dance the fandango but surprisingly it Died, While Watching all the other Chickens playing the Violin, When One ate a booger and then bought a ninja 250 Which was impressive to the chickens Who could not ride as good while eating lobster And playing poker But the Squids laughed at them whilst they attempted stoppies without wearing underpants which got Left behind with massive skidmarks like those left on A tramps underwear Being worn by ToastToGo's tight ass with skid marks On his favorite banana nut bread which made him very nervous about the situation he and the platypus were discussing because he was a dreamy pole dancer from the North face of Everest and lived in a red canoe that had a pink flag pole that was slippery because of the Vaseline he spread with his large index fingers and then LJ said "Screw the government, only real people dance naked on top of their Eiffel Tower miniatures in the rain." And then she laughed out loud when she saw a fat giraffe rolling down the street near her local chinese laundry wearing a pink ToTo, After A leotard that was soiled severely by the sight of Downshift83's bare arse and the excitement Made Him Explode into joyous laughter with baby hamsters who seemed to enjoy playing croquet when they were Smoking pink cigars in a bathroom full of midgets who all wore great big strapons. while doing the Congo, Naked Backwards... Without any lubricant in their engines... .. and no oil made everyone very constipated like Iroquois14 Laxatives could be The answer to world poverty or The Economic Crisis Because that's going Down the shitter faster than the 150mph idiot from Zimbabwe, On His shitty CBR600 ricer that will never be able to go offroad like Chuck norris can Even though he's a pretty ballerina wearing maillots like Elton John's boyfriend loves to billfingerburger even though it's a jewish holiday That Muslims also sacrifice little babie Squirrels as they sing religious songs To a hardcore monkey magic dance with a bent metal sprocket wrench Bumping For New Vloggers to have a flying motorbike that could do anything it wanted While it sat on the moon whilst taking a Few minutes to butter some toast The Toast Was On fire, however A monkey was counting his paycheck So he could masticate on the story that changed Language from Flemish to Giberish. But Even though the Monkey was not an ordinary monkey He still needed to enjoy a huge cuban cigar whilst prancing around in the evening listening to the ranting of his mother who could Talk BS whilst inventing new fuels that could provide much better digestion of Chinese motorcycles which would add a new dimension to the whole saga of hybrid microwaves that are capable of heating an entire room because normal people Don't Have Central heating they have petrol fuelled fires and pointy sticks suitable for bbq'ing Sausages and Bacon at 100 paces to be safe oven mitts should be applied to the feet allowing warm toes to warding off frostbite like bear grylls would do when he drinks his urine by the seaside whilst looking back inland to the monkey that hated monkey stories but enjoyed this on the moon with no gravity. Who flings urin At his brother to help find The philosopher's stone which really isn’t Cheese, its actually made from the unicorn and badgers.... poo and vomit are bad things but when mixed can make awesome Meat pie filling. Speaking of pies i once had a sex change that went wrong i ended up having my male voice box removed And replaced with An xbox controller Attached with many red elastic bands to my scrotum
