New word I came up with - MOTORBATION

[R-Rated]

MOTORBATION - The act of stroking or polishing one's bike for pleasure when actually riding is not an option.

Use in a sentence - Watching my bike porn videos can lead to the need for motorbation.

 

[Hippo-Drones]

I have been motorbationing my XSR900 GP each time I put it away... only other bike I have ever cleaned so often was my Moto Guzzi V7

 

[R-Rated]

I have been motorbationing my XSR900 GP each time I put it away... only other bike I have ever cleaned so often was my Moto Guzzi V7

I know the feeling. Nothing like a good motorbation session and then a nap.