What's The Weirdest Thing To Hit Your Visor?

[Rideology]

I've hit a bat as well. Had no gear on my torso, and it hit my arm at about 100mph. Hurt like a mofo, & left a bruise. Other than a bird exploding on my chest, and rocks hitting my visor, don't have any special stories.

 

[Lurch]

My wifes boobs... all innocent I tell ya!

I think you'll find motor boating is best done with your bike helmet off young man...

 

[SurvAfter]

I had a trucker throw what I believe to be ball bearings at me when I was riding through Tennessee in the mid 1990s. I don't know if he thought I was following to close or if he didn't like bikers in general. I didn't stick around to ask.

Daaaang!!! Was the bike ok after that scare? . How was the helmet after that?

 

[Clint Love]

Daaaang!!! Was the bike ok after that scare? . How was the helmet after that?

It was loud and I ducked my head in time, but surprisingly, I couldn't find any damage to my helmet or the bike. The helmet was pretty old an scarred up anyway, but there were no cracks that I could see.

 

[SurvAfter]

It was loud and I ducked my head in time, but surprisingly, I couldn't find any damage to my helmet or the bike. The helmet was pretty old an scarred up anyway, but there were no cracks that I could see.

Well thats good! Id poo myseld if something like that hit mine haha.

Update: tree branches!!! And i plowed into a sapling yesterday on a trail ride haha

 

[Clint Love]

Well thats good! Id poo myseld if something like that hit mine haha.

Update: tree branches!!! And i plowed into a sapling yesterday on a trail ride haha

I was more pissed off than anything, but what was I gonna do against 15 tons of truck, and being out of state besides. Who knows if the cops wouldn't just decide to mess with me instead. So I just went grumblegrumblebitch and got the hell out of there.

 

[SurvAfter]

I was more pissed off than anything, but what was I gonna do against 15 tons of truck, and being out of state besides. Who knows if the cops wouldn't just decide to mess with me instead. So I just went grumblegrumblebitch and got the hell out of there.

HAHAHA! So stealing the grumblegrumblebitch!!! Mwahahaha!

 

[Flanky]

I've had a Magpie hit my helmet whilst doing 100kph.
Glanced off the side, nearly cleaned me off my bike. Absolutely terrifying.

The week before last someone threw a lit cigarette out their window which smacked me in the face.

 

[sixmiffedy]

Not animal... hmmm... I've had a plastic plant pot hit me in the mask, well, bits of it anyway on the motorway at 70'ish, someone must've not secured it and then it's been run over by the car in front.

 

[revnerd]

my own ezpass....lol..

a truck kicked up a rock and broke my windscreen

 

[Andy]

I've only ever hit pigeons or other small birds and of course flying insects

 

[CaptainCranky]

When I had just started riding - maybe my 2nd or 3rd ever ride - I turned into my driveway at night and drove into a massive spider web, on which was a spider the size of my hand which landed square in the middle of my visor. Stupidly.... I braked... said spider slid down my visor into my lap...
Somehow I managed to dismount, without dropping the bike, on a downhill slope!! The worst thing was I didn't have a camera back then otherwise I was in with a winning chance for "so you think you can dance"

 

[Marbro_za]

guinea fowl blood.
and a big ball of rubber,


but from the inside, id have to say snot