Whats The Most Stupid Question?

[dandoolittle]

Whats the most stupid question that you've ever been asked about your motorbike?

Top one for me is

Do you get wet on it when it rains?

 

[Viper1350]

Walk into the office in full kit (boots, pants, jacket, helmet in hand)
Person: "Are you on the bike today?"
Me: "Nah... I like to feel safer in the car".

Person: "Did you come on your bike today?"
Me: "No that's disgusting!"

Person: "Did you have to kill somebody to get into a bike club" (I'm in a riding club)
Me: "Why do you ask"?
Person: "Well I watch Sons of Anarchy and there they..."
Me: *turns around, walks away*

Person: "You do know that bikes are dangerous"?
Me: "Yes, because people don't pay attention"
Person: "But we can't see you"
Me: "Can you see me right now? Seems I'm not invisible then eh"? *Turns around, walks away*

Person: "Why do you push it backwards? Reverse gear broken"?
Me: *Continues pushing bike backwards, rides away while shaking my head*

I'm 200km from home on a long ride with some mates.
Person: "Did you ride your back all the way here"?
Me: "Nope, I pushed it about halfway"

 

[dandoolittle]

Person: "Did you come on your bike today?"
Me: "No that's disgusting!"

oh....Clearly not riding it properly

 

[Viper1350]

oh....Clearly not riding it properly

Clearly I have no idea

I get asked this one a lot...

Person: "What's it's top speed"?
Me: "The speed limit of the road"

 

[lupin]

"Nice Harley" because all bikes must be Harley's.

And the classic "is it fast"

 

[Lurch]

Do you get wet on it when it rains?

Please please tell me you made that one up...

Surely nobody can be that retarded?

 

[Lurch]

I've had someone ask if my Deauville was "one of those Goldwings".

 

[Hypertard]

Please please tell me you made that one up...

Surely nobody can be that retarded?

And what do you have against Tards?

 

[Viper1350]

Please please tell me you made that one up...

Surely nobody can be that retarded?

I've been asked that too.

A mate of mine got this:

Person: "What do you do when it rains"?
Mate: "I get wet"

 

[Lurch]

And what do you have against Tards?

Nothing it's when the re-tard it's an issue.

Like when people offend me unintentionally, it's fine until the re-offend me

 

[Lurch]

I've been asked that too.

A mate of mine got this:

Person: "What do you do when it rains"?
Mate: "I get wet"

I've had people ask how waterproof my kit is, which is a fair enough question.

 

[dandoolittle]

Please please tell me you made that one up...

Surely nobody can be that retarded?

I live in Suffolk.....

 

[dandoolittle]

I live in Suffolk.....

p.s LIVE not from!

I'm from Essex and we is well clevererr

 

[Lurch]

Where's Katie Price from?

 

[BennyBones]

"Is that thing even legal?"
It's got a plate.

 

[lupin]

Where's Katie Price from?

I don't care but your not giving Peter Andre back.

 

[Lurch]

Hey, if Theresa May gets her way....

 

[dandoolittle]

Where's Katie Price from?

Brighton....

 

[JonJeoprdy]

This is always a good thread subject. I was just reading this over on ADV. Some of the good ones

*Holding a motorcycle helmet in hand*
"do you ride?"
"nope, I'm just really clumsy"

"I didn't know BMW made motorcycles"
"They made them before they made cars"

"Can I ride it?"
"Can I ride your girlfriend?"

"DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING!?"

 

[dandoolittle]

"Can I ride it?"
"Can I ride your girlfriend?"

It's when they say yes, it gets arkward