SwissMotard
The Swiss Motard
Since I can't get motivated to edit any videos, I thought I'd just enjoy riding today and take a few photos along the way.
I headed out towards the Gurnigel mountain pass for a long lunch break and, whilst daydreaming about the time my British Pounds were worth anything in Switzerland, ended up at the Jaunpass after taking a wrong turn.
Someone up above clearly noticed how smug I was about how well my little mistake turned out, so they sent an army of cows to defecate all over my perfect roads.
After evading all of the brown sludge like I was navigating around a Mario Kart course littered with bananas and shells, I arrived at the moderately-less-potholed-than-usual Col du Pillon (that's the full official name, honest).
The fun and games weren't over yet though, as I had to compete with some sweet old dear who decided that today she'd prefer to drive on the opposite side of the road. After narrowly avoiding a 200m free fall off a cliff, I arrived at my next mountain pass. That would be the always grin inducing Les Mosses.
Little did I know that at the end of Les Mosses lies Death Mountain from the Zelda series (look it up)!
By this point my two hour lunch break had turned into four, and I figured that I'd better head home before the trip got any weirder.
I headed out towards the Gurnigel mountain pass for a long lunch break and, whilst daydreaming about the time my British Pounds were worth anything in Switzerland, ended up at the Jaunpass after taking a wrong turn.
Someone up above clearly noticed how smug I was about how well my little mistake turned out, so they sent an army of cows to defecate all over my perfect roads.
After evading all of the brown sludge like I was navigating around a Mario Kart course littered with bananas and shells, I arrived at the moderately-less-potholed-than-usual Col du Pillon (that's the full official name, honest).
The fun and games weren't over yet though, as I had to compete with some sweet old dear who decided that today she'd prefer to drive on the opposite side of the road. After narrowly avoiding a 200m free fall off a cliff, I arrived at my next mountain pass. That would be the always grin inducing Les Mosses.
Little did I know that at the end of Les Mosses lies Death Mountain from the Zelda series (look it up)!
By this point my two hour lunch break had turned into four, and I figured that I'd better head home before the trip got any weirder.
