My favorites have always been:I know most people arn't in to Chuck Norris Jokes but I still think there are a few that are pretty funny.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity—three times.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin, he built with his own hands.
Aliens exist, but they won't reveal themselves, before they are sure Chuck Norris is dead.
Chuck Norris was supposed to die a long time ago, but death has not gathered the courage to tell him.
When monsters gather around campfire, they often end up telling Norris stories.