I just.....don't know what to say...

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Its an ad for a 2006 Road Star Midnight Silverado with 20,354 miles.

The guy is talking about how bad ass it is and how many times it has gotten him laid, how many illegitimate kids he probably has, skanky women, all kinds of stuff. It is a Yamaha but he has it dressed out to look like a Harley.

I dont know how else to describe it. The only thing he didn't say was that it could beat sportbikes. Here are some quotes...


"Seriously, your testicles are telling you you want this bike. Your brain is telling you that you want this bike. Be a man, get laid, buy this bike!!! Your balls will call me up next summer in the middle of the night calling me all kinds of rotten names because they're drying up from being used so much!!!"


"This bike got me laid so many times that my balls need a break! I probably have 50 illegitimate kids running around OKC!"


"I have babied this bike. It was my only means of transportation during my divorce and afterwads got me laid many times! I have alot of memories with her.."
 
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