Oooh, i'd use Sexual favours for Bribes...lol
I was once a Bike courier, it was an absolute BLAST. Did a night or 2, helpinmg my brother with a Comedy Night TV show. Running SVHS Tapes back and forth to the studio. But mainly DayTime parcels in the CBD of Melbourne.
Until the day that Friggn Cager pulled out in front of me, WEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
Oh well,
the Joys...It was fun for a while, you'd see another courier at the lights...oooh its ON, LETS GO MAAATE...Brrr BRRRR BROOOOMMM REEEOOOWWW.....
I do have memories of doing (rare occasions), 100-120kph around the outscurts of the CBD. Get there FAST, just to earn that cash, or addrennaline...Oh and the Receptionists...Mmmmmm Aaarrrrgggghh...lol
One day i/we/us left the lights (x5??), 2guys on Trail bikes lift the wheel from the light, me and the other guys drag it.
But then i have to pull over to deliver a parcel...to do my delivery...later on, i get back to my bike...."Hello Sir, any reason for leaving those lights so fast??"...Ooops, sorry Officer (waiting for me to return)...FAIL!!
But i choose to look at the Fun times, not the 'Purple testicles' from T bones with cars, or Speeding tickets/riding on foot-paths tickets(lol), or even that day the Truck started to turn left, with me on
his left...AHHHH, oooh i do LOVE having an 'escape plan' at the
flick of the wrist.
DO IT~, put it ON your Bucket List. Tell ya Grand-Kiddees about the time YOU worked the
'Salt Mines'.
> : )
Oh, BTW, the written-Off bike was a WIN. I paid $750 for it, was paid out $2750, bought it back again for $250. (only cosmetic damage)
Worth getn my Nuts hit with the Tank :/